Goop’s Valentine’s Day gift guide has $77K earrings and 40 vibrators

This Valentine’s Day, Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to celebrate your V.
Goop just dropped a series of predictably extravagant gift guides ahead of the loved-up holiday, and they’ve got some real gems — literally, with picks including a $77,000 pair of chandelier earrings (final sale!) and a pendant necklace that doubles as a vibrator ($149, a comparative steal).
Speaking of sexy time, there are plenty of titillating toys on offer, too. In fact, Paltrow and co. included a whopping 40 different dildos, ranging from Kiki de Montparnasse’s sleek stainless steel wand ($150) to Dame Products’ hands-free “Eva II” model ($135). A vibe for any vibe, you might say.